Playing the system

Airline Staff and British Tourist

AS - Is this your bag for the cabin?

BT - Yes, both of them.

AS - Is one a laptop?

BT - No, that's just books.

AS - I'm sorry, you can only take one p4ece into the cabin. Unless it's a laptop. So, again - is it a laptop?

BT (bemused but happy) - Oh. Yes. Thank you.

Got to put this mobile in the post. Later...